JCPL Teens

I'm reading I Can't Keep My Own Secrets: Six-word memoirs by teens famous & obscure

Some of my favorites so far are:
I seriously love school bean burritos. - Kenna J.
My weird elbows make me special. - Julie W.
We are banned from Wal-Mart forever. - Kristin S.
Afraid I'm crazy, Bell Jar style. - Annikka T.
I got help. It didn't help. - Emily G.

So it has me thinking, what's my six-word memoir?
Nerdy kid, cool librarian. Who knew?
My scholarships made all the difference.
Sought "success," but then found happiness.

Six words is not much to fit my whole life into!!

What's your six word memoir?