I love a good bad joke! Here's some groaners to perk up your day:
Why was the library so messy?
It was full of litter-ature!
Why did the mummy go to the library?
To get all wrapped up in a good book!
Why did the vampire need a drawing book?
To learn how to draw blood, of course!
Why did the librarian slip and fall?
She was in the non-friction section!
Ok, ok, I'll quit punishing you! But if you love awful jokes as much as me there's plenty more where that came from. Pick up a joke book today!