Have you ever been taught by a gargoyle? If you ever go to Princeton, you should try it sometime, since it might just save your life. That's what Lily discovers when her grandfather takes her mother and Lily back to his alma mater. Lily desperately wants to attend, but will she take The Test for admission at the risk of her mother's life? And since when are sixty year old men active nights? Find the answer to these questions and more as Lily discovers her heritage, and the danger that comes with it.